What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

How often do you watch the news on TV?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

Utah now one of 36 states that have seen measles cases this year - Deseret News

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do all vehicles, including cars and SUVs, need to be lifted up on ramps in order to change the oil filter? If not, what is an alternative method for changing the oil filter without lifting the vehicle?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.